Arctic Mark in Stanley Park

I Hope Mrs. Clause Isn't Watching!

It must be something about the sexy red suit, or my luxuriant snowy mane, or my jolly sense of humour, but every year Santa has to "endure" the attentions of certain women who seem to find me irresistible, and can't stop themselves from leaping onto my lap and whispering sweet nothings in my ear. In this case, it is Judy Okheena, mother of my student Adele, who got carried away with the festive spirit of the evening. It's a good thing I'm a happily married man, and Mrs. Clause knows that this is all just harmless fun...