Arctic Mark in Stanley Park

High School English Teachers Rule!!

Never before in the history of the world has such a massive and formidable collection of gray matter and linguistic skill been assembled in one room (and on one set of bleachers). These intrepid teachers of high-school English have come from every corner of this great country to engage in an epic battle of wits with dozens of word warriors from other rival groups, all of whom will be competing for the title of "Canada's Smartest Wordsmiths." (Hey - who let in that guy in the lower right corner, with the crazy t-shirt with the giant pizza-cutter on it? Somebody call security.)